As the year comes to a close, we turn to one of the busy stars of Chelsea Lately, LifeChangers, and The Doctors, to give us her best “man” joke of 2012. Loni says: If men are pigs, then make me some bacon!” (oink oink)
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Must Have Watches for the Urban Male
December 25, 2012 by
According to the folks who keep track of this kind of stuff, luxury wrist watch sales are on the rise, peaking at an increase of 33 percent just this past year. The thing to keep in mind when it comes to choosing the right luxury watch, is that extended dollar signs do not always signify […]
10 Best Celebrity Body Parts
December 22, 2012 by
A recent study has suggested that men identify women by their body parts. In other words, if you have great legs, a guy may remember your name, but he will classify you in his memory banks as the woman with the gorgeous walking sticks. This started us thinking, and we scoured our brains for some […]
Author, Jamie Reidy, Divulges Three Things Every Single Bachelor Should Know
December 20, 2012 by
“My first book, HARD SELL: The Evolution of a Viagra Salesman, was made into a movie, starring Jake Gyllenhaal,” says Reidy. “That information has absolutely nothing to do with this, but I really, really like saying that sentence.” Jamie Reidy is an author, bachelor, and above all, a man. In his second book BACHELOR 101: […]
Compact Car Sex!
December 18, 2012 by
*Warning: XXX Barbie action ahead! Compact car sex is great! However, there are a few problems with it, including being too narrow in the cockpit, navigating around an unwelcome shifter, and having only enough head room for a decapitated torso (unless you own a convertible). What’s an anxious couple supposed to do? Well, you could lean the seats […]
How NOT to Get Your Ex Back
December 18, 2012 by
The relationship experts say that between Thanksgiving and New Years more women dump their guy than at any other time of the year. It could have something to do with the stress of the holiday, the frigid chill in the air, or perhaps because your grandma’s fruitcake tastes like sh@$. Regardless of the cause, Urbasm […]
Urban Males Welcome Pink Collar Jobs
December 17, 2012 by
What happens when a man can’t find the traditional blue-collar job; he becomes tired of the responsibility of management, or shrugs off the stereotype of a male nurse or receptionist? You get a man in a pink collar, which describes the traditional female-dominated career, such as dental hygienist, librarian, licensed nurse, or paralegal. Statistics suggest […]
7 Best Damn Headphones You’ll Ever Own!
December 14, 2012 by
You don’t have to be an audiophile to appreciate the sound quality of a really great pair of headphones. It’s like you have been living in a tunnel your whole life the minute you plug in a pair of Sennheiser HD800’s. The world becomes still; your ear hairs begin to dance, and each instrument takes […]
Boyz II Men, Divulge Three Things Every Guy Should Know
December 14, 2012 by
Boyz II Men initiated in 1988, and were originally comprised of Marc Nelson, Nathan Morris, Michael McCary, Shawn Stockman, and Wanya Morris. Nelson soon left the group to pursue a solo career, and between 1992 and 1997, the leftover group kicked out five number one hits, and sold over 60 million albums. Not too shabby […]
What to Wear On Your Last Day on Earth
December 13, 2012 by
According to Hollywood, and a bunch of non-Mayans, the end of the world is coming on December 21, 2012. While it will suck to be dead, we here at Urbasm have decided to go out in style! Here’s how… Typhoons, freezing meteors, and exploding mega volcanoes got you down? You’ll shed some of hell’s wrath […]