Compact Car Sex!

*Warning: XXX Barbie action ahead! Compact car sex is great! However, there are a few problems with it, including being too narrow in the cockpit, navigating around an unwelcome shifter, and having only enough head room for a decapitated torso (unless you own a convertible). What’s an anxious couple supposed to do? Well, you could lean the seats […]

How NOT to Get Your Ex Back

The relationship experts say that between Thanksgiving and New Years more women dump their guy than at any other time of the year. It could have something to do with the stress of the holiday, the frigid chill in the air, or perhaps because your grandma’s fruitcake tastes like sh@$. Regardless of the cause, Urbasm […]

Kama Sutra for the Urban Man

The woman is instructed to crouch down on her heels, while the man enters her from behind while in a half-seated (or full-seated if you’re lazy) position. His job is to caress her body, including back, breasts, and thighs, while also kissing her tenderly. She controls the motion of this ocean by rocking back and […]

How to Woo Women with a Pickup Line

Generally, the best pickup line is the one with only five letters, “Hello.” However, there is a time and place where pickup lines can actually work in your favor. By that token, they can also dig you a deeper trench to climb out of. A classic study at the University of Edinburgh in Scotland, put […]

How to Approach Your Girl for Anal

A lot of guys want to ask their girl to try anal sex. However, few know how to do this successfully, and even fewer know how to go about it without causing a permanent red “X” to appear on her backside. If you really want to get somewhere with this request, don’t trust what your […]

Where to Find the Hottest Women in the City

Okay, so we know there is a plenitude of hot women hanging out at the gym, college cheer leading squad, and waiting in line at the Botox booth of most beauty salons. However, these women also tend to be a little too “into themselves.” And most guys know that could possibly lead to… marginal sex, […]

7 Signs You’re Dating a Psychopath

  Some women are a bit edgy; others are lonely. Some women don’t trust anyone, while a couple shouldn’t be trusted with handling a dull pair of scissors. These are the seven signs you’re dating a psychopath. No Empathy– Women are natural nurturers, and while not every woman is a gold example of this, she […]

How to Pick Up a Girl at the Gym

Quick Tips: Quality Protein is the foundation to every hardbody. Carbohydrates are also important. Just don’t over do it. Eat lots of green leafy vegetables to keep you regular. Make sure you wait at least one hour after swimming in a really cold pool. and…

How to Get More Sex!

Yeah guys, we know your sweating, grunting… trying to put on the best show as possible for your lady. The problem is, it is not all about your performance. In many ways, your ability to properly sex a girl is what we like to call TFC, or you might remember it better as “Tender Fu**ing […]

7 Guys She Hates Having Sex With

Men like just about any kind of sex. Especially if it involves someone other than themselves. However, most women do not share this same enthusiasm. In fact, most women would prefer their little vibrating bunny if their only alternative was one of these seven jag-offs. 1. Mr. Sucks at Sex– You know who you are. Tongue […]