April Fools is the best time to play practical jokes and pranks on your favorite (and least favorite) people. As we look through the history books, we are treated to such classics as the burning bag of dog crap, and clothed dummy thrown into oncoming traffic. “In those days, one of your worst fear was getting […]
Archives for 2013
Interesting (But Useless) Car Trivia
April 1, 2013 by
Did you know… In 1898, the first vehicles were so slow that the police department used bicycles to pursue speeding motorists. (However, that might have something to do with why the first speeding ticket wasn’t given until 1902) The Fiat Strada was “hand-built” almost entirely by robots. 90% of all people have sang in their […]
Babe Tribute – Body Paint Models
April 1, 2013 by
We here at Urbasm are not opposed to clothed women, especially if it is cold outside. For all other times of the year, we suggest the world might be a much happier place if women would paint on their outfits, in much the same way as they paint on their face (makeup). We imagine this […]
How to Drive a Manual (Stick Shift) Transmission
March 31, 2013 by
It is surprising how few urban guys really know how to drive a stick shift… even the ones who drive one everyday. This is something that every man ought to know how to do, and do well. Why? It can provide better gas mileage, it may come in handy during an emergency situation, it is almost mandatory […]
Babe Tribute – Girl on Girl
March 31, 2013 by
Looking over the pages of father time, it has been suggested that the rate of girl on girl action (lesbian, bisexual) has been locked at somewhere around 2% for most of human history. Now, what these numbers don’t tell you, is that this lifestyle was strictly forbidden. Today, it has become much more accepting for […]
Babe Tribute – Daphne Joy
March 30, 2013 by
Here’s a treat for readers that goes by the name Daphne Joy. She’s Filipino/Puerto Rican, was the girlfriend of 50 cent, and a mermaid in Pirates of the Caribbean 4.
Why in the Hell You Need a Smart Watch?
March 30, 2013 by
Technology is advancing at a lightning pace. At least we hope it is advancing, and not just creating a lazier race of people. At this very moment, there are more gimmicks and gadgets than you could shake a laser wand at. However, while a smart watch may at first seem like just another retro-tech fad […]
Babe Tribute – Black Bikinis
March 30, 2013 by
The contrast that is created by a black bikini on a sexy body is absolutely amazing. We could get philosophical about our reasoning. However, we’d rather just show you what we mean.
Babe Tribute – Her Greatest ASSets
March 30, 2013 by
Urbasm salutes the booty, badonkadonk, glutius maximus, heine, and all others rear ends that fit into the category of… a nice ass. If we were to get all psychophilanthropological, we’d have to wonder what makes a perfect ass? I mean, there are just so many shapes and sizes to choose from. Is there really one that […]
The Hef Talks Love, Sex, and Getting Married (Again)
March 29, 2013 by
During an interview with Esquire Magazine, Hugh Hefner (a.k.a. “the Hef”) claims he is very much in love with his newest addition to the Playboy mansion, Mrs. Crystal Harris-Hefner. The two were married in December, with Harris dawning a little princess dress, and Hef in his characteristic sailor leisure suit. During the interview, the Hef […]