Manly Distractions – Heating Things Up

What’s hotter than UFC Octagon Girls Brittney Palmer and Arianny Celeste in a body paint photo shoot? Not much! When you get down to it, this is as close to naked as anyone can ever get.

Striptease During Study Hall

To acquire knowledge, one must study; but to acquire wisdom, one must observe.” ― Marilyn Vos Savant

At Last, A Cause I (We) Support

Okay, so we were just about to donate our monthly check to Sally Struthers, when we realized that there was a first world problem going down that was weighing on our fellow sisters. Scout Willis (22-year-old daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore) has enlightened us to the fact that Instagram has a ‘no-nipple’ policy for […]

Dudepins Roundup – Beard is the Tip Of the Iceberg

Brought to you by our friends at Dudepins. The basic thing a man should know is how to change a tire and how to drive a tractor. Whatever that bearded dude is doing on the Dos Equis beer commercials sets the bar. That’s your guy. Every man should be aiming to be like him. The beard […]

Morning Link Dump – Simpletons

  Weather forecast for tonight: Dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.” -George Carlin    – Sorority Girl Meets Celebrity  – Funny Test Answers  – Beach Wear No-No’s  – Simple Ideas That Are Borderline Genius  – Porn Hub Ad Campaign Finalists  – Valet Smashes $400K Lamborghini  – 5 Hilariously Baffling Correlations   Just because you’re a sensitive man, doesn’t […]

Dudepins Morning Roundup

Brought to you by our friends at Dudepins I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word ‘dude.’ ‘Dude, these are isotopes.’ ‘Dude, we removed your kidney. You’re gonna be fine.’ ‘Dude, I am so stoked to win this Nobel Prize. I just wanna thank Kevin–and Turtle, and all […]

Morning Link Dump – Shocking But True

It has always seemed strange to me–The things we admire in men; kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling, are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest; sharpness, greed, acquisitiveness, meanness, egotism and self-interest, are the traits of success. -John Steinbeck

Morning Link Dump – Bikini Season

A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table — There’s nothing wrong with them, but it’s hard to stop thinking about it.” — Garrison Keillor

Loser’s Guide To Happiness

There is a rumor that was started by some self-hating fool, stating that losers are never happy. Why? Because nothing ever goes right for them. Well, I’m here to negate this statement. In fact, I’m about to throw you one better by not only challenging it, but proving how you can live a happier life, […]

Cheat On Your Girlfriend And Not Get Caught

First off, let me begin by saying that I would never cheat on a girl who was worthy of my attention. With that said, let me also say that I have never met a woman who was. Over the years I have collected a list of ‘must do’s’ if you want to cheat and not […]