12 Days of X-Mas – 11 Awkward Family Christmas Photos

Morning Link Dump – Best Of

With 2013 coming to a close, we expect to have hoards of “Best of 2013” pictures crammed through the pupils of our eyeballs for the next couple of weeks. To get you warmed up, we’ve scrounged up a few of the best of the best to kick off your weekend. Best and Worst of Celebrities […]

On Losing My Starbucks Gold Card Status

The news was delivered over email. Not face to face, or even by phone. Over email. They may as well have texted. Starbucks demoted my Gold Card to a Green Badge. I’d been a Gold Card Member for nearly five years. It saw me through my Master’s thesis, the writing of three manuscripts, and the […]

I Believe I Can Fly

It may only be a Tuesday. However, there is nothing quite like a flying midget stripper to make it better. With the holidays coming, its easy to lose sight of what really matters… Like perfecting your catch (or not).

Football Season Survival Guide For the Non-Sports Guy

You know the scene: You’re sitting in the barbershop, a lone mute in the midst of a football debate fit for Sports Center. The men spit their opinions and then turn to you, wide-eyed, encouraging you to offer your take, to reveal your loyalties. You can see the speculation in their eyes as they look […]

Mancards- For When You Care Enough Not to Send BS

Urbasm has become of fan of the Mancards website. There’s some very deep thoughts and mushy sentiments here to send all your friends and family. However, everything is cleverly disguised within snarky one-liners, sex, and those innocent looking 1950s pictures. Go ahead, give your bromance some love… but do it in such a way that […]

Caught in the Act

There are many awesome sights in life that are just too hard to look away from–such as a typhoon, earthquake, car crash, or a really nice pair of boobs. Staring at boobs is a  pastime  that has been handed down by many generations of men (and women), including construction workers, politicians, talk show hosts, celebrities, and kids. […]

Man Vs. Glass Door

No matter how big his guns, how fast he runs, or how blank his mind may be;  man will never defeat the stealthy, powerful , and hurtful nature of the glass door. Allow us to demonstrate:            

I Fought Superman on a Bet…

Lazy People

Lazy is a technique that many people strive to perfect. Here are a few of the masters of this art form.