Best Selfie of the Year Awards

Selfies are a viral sham under most circumstances. This is because the vast majority are boring, self-serving, uninteresting, and positively unimaginative. However, there are some very rare occasions when a selfie is truly inspirational, impressive, and worthy of at least three-seconds of your attention. And the Nominees for “Best Selfie of the Year” go to: […]

Morning Link Dump – Falling Forward

I like someone who is a little crazy but coming from a good place. I think scars are sexy because it means you made a mistake that led to a mess.” -Angelina Jolie

NYC Comedian Max Cohen’s Favorite Things

Max Cohen is one of Urbasm’s favorite comedians. He originally hails from the scenic suburbs of Maryland, and has since found himself in the more scenic subway platforms of New York City. Join us as we find out what it’s like to be a funny man the other 23-hours of a day. MAX’S ENTOURAGE Home: I […]

Morning Link Dump – Subtle Unsubtleties

 – When Subtle Becomes, Not So Subtle  – There is ‘No Answer’ to these Phone Texts  – This is What it Actually Means to ‘Do What You Want’ – Asian Persuasion Has Got Us Feeling Funny Inside – Porn Hub Campaign Finalists Are Here  – This doughnut will set you back $1,683  – What the […]

Morning Link Dump – Simpletons

  Weather forecast for tonight: Dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.” -George Carlin    – Sorority Girl Meets Celebrity  – Funny Test Answers  – Beach Wear No-No’s  – Simple Ideas That Are Borderline Genius  – Porn Hub Ad Campaign Finalists  – Valet Smashes $400K Lamborghini  – 5 Hilariously Baffling Correlations   Just because you’re a sensitive man, doesn’t […]

Dudepins Morning Roundup

Brought to you by our friends at Dudepins I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word ‘dude.’ ‘Dude, these are isotopes.’ ‘Dude, we removed your kidney. You’re gonna be fine.’ ‘Dude, I am so stoked to win this Nobel Prize. I just wanna thank Kevin–and Turtle, and all […]

Ghost In The Elevator Prank

What scares me is what scares you. We’re all afraid of the same things. That’s why horror is such a powerful genre. All you have to do is ask yourself what frightens you and you’ll know what frightens me. – John Carpenter

Made You Laugh – 8 Best Jokes From Comedians

Do you know what researchers say is the most comical one-liner of all time? “Hello (whatever their name)” is the funniest joke in the world. This is because laughter is the result of our primitive brain attempting to bond with others as they greet us. This is also why comedy clubs work so well, because […]

Loser’s Guide To Happiness

There is a rumor that was started by some self-hating fool, stating that losers are never happy. Why? Because nothing ever goes right for them. Well, I’m here to negate this statement. In fact, I’m about to throw you one better by not only challenging it, but proving how you can live a happier life, […]

Morning Link Dump – Rudeness is Hilarious

Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.” -Zac Galifianakis