Hotties of the Week – Teenie Weenie Bikinis

She was afraid to come out of the locker… She was afraid that somebody would see. She was afraid to come out of the locker. But she really, really, really needed to pee. She wore an Itsie- bitsie, teenie-weenie, blue, green, pink, and black with sparkles bikini… That she wore for the first time on […]

Women We Love – Kate Upton Golden Ratio

We know what you’re here for, but first, the remarkable discovery that Kate Upton’s breasts (a.k.a. boobs) have proven the golden ratio. Now that we have that out of the way, keep scrolling down. Name: Kate Upton Bra size: 34D Height: 5 ft 10 in Weight: n/a Occupation: Model, actress OK, where’s the Kate Upton pics? And […]

We Love Melanie Iglesias

We here at Urbasm are big fans of Melanie Iglesias. In fact, you might say we are just a few short weeks away from quitting our jobs, sitting around in our underwear, and trying to photoshop naked pictures of her to satisfy our curiosity. However, when we pull aside our testosterone, and connect with our […]

Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens Get Dirty

The innocence of youth is none so sweet as when it is finally tarnished with a teenage film about sex, alcohol, drugs, guns, cops, and bare skin accessorized by some dental floss and denim. We’re talking about the film Spring Breakers (2012), starring James Franco, Ashley Benson, Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, and a handful of […]

Hotties of the Week – Lingerie Leisurewear

At Urbasm. we have an appreciation for fine things, such as beautiful women and sexy lingerie. Don’t believe us? This is the fourth tribute to lingerie. Lingerie tribute 1, Lingerie tribute 2, Lingerie tribute 3

Hottie of the Week – Brooklyn Decker

As a former model, and child to a pacemaker salesman (“Howdy Mam’, can I interest you in a deluxe, top-of-the-line, blood pumper today?”), Brooklyn Decker has had our hearts since she first appeared in the 2006 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. You may also recognize her from the films, Ugly Betty (2006), Just Go With It […]

Hottie of the Week – Tori Black

When entering Tori Black’s official website, you are greeted by a warning that you are about to embark upon some content that is probably not particularly work friendly. Well, we did all the dirty work for you, and found the three photos you can look at. It may also interest you to know that Tori […]

Hottie of the Week – Jessica Gomes

Jessica Gomes is most known for her stint in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Well, we shouldn’t exactly call it a stint, as she has practically become a staff member, considering she has appeared in the 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, and the 2013 issue.

Hottie of the Week – Chrissy Teigen

John Legend is a lucky man to be engaged to such a beautiful specimen as model, Chrissy Teigen. However, while the wedding bells may be ringing, it won’t be official until next January 2014, so let’s all enjoy this sexy, single vixen, while we still can!

Hottie of the Week – Alyssa Miller

“A good photo is just a moment… a moment that will never happen again.” -Alyssa Miller Won’t you join us for a few of Alyssa’s hottest moments.