Jagermeister Shotmeister

We’ve been on the market for a machine that could serve ice-cold Jager whenever we wanted, and the Gods have finally blessed us with the Shotmeister ($199). What you are looking at is a state-of-the-art bartender that can serve up a shot of Jager at belo-zero temperatures, thanks to some serious spontaneous cooling technology that […]

Hungry But Hate to Cook? Get a Slow Cooker

You probably remember one of these sitting on your Mom’s kitchen counter whenever you had a big game and she wasn’t going to have time to cook a regular dinner. Welcome to your manhood, and the realization that you have better things to do than make your own food, or wait around for a woman […]

How to Be a Man — And Make Corned Beef and Cabbage

Jack Frost is getting ready to jack up your warm Summer evenings, but there isn’t a blizzard that a big bowl of comfort food can’t cure. We’re talking about the classic, Corned beef and cabbage. Martha Stewart doesn’t know the first thing about making this like a man–so, we’re here to fill in the gaps. […]

Urbasm’s COTM – Man O’ War

It’s raining cannons and Desert Eagle 50-calibers outside the Urbasm basecamp today, and we need a COTM (Cocktail of the Moment). Something with a little tang to go with the toothpaste that is still fresh on our tongue, yet enough kick to knock us on our ass by noon–we’re talking about a Man O’ War. […]

How to Be a Man – And Fix Your Lady a Drink

One of the pitfalls of being a man trying to impress a lady, is that she most likely assumes that you should already know everything she needs. This is part of the Prince Charming hex, which has been cast over every man’s head. The result is that we are expected to be charming, handsome, polite, […]

The Hot Dog Shootout

Summertime is a time for peach  cobbler, mustang convertibles, baseball games, and hot dogs. This most recent Fourth of July celebration encouraged American’s to shovel over 150 million dogs down their gullet, which is nothing compared to the 7 billion they’ll be eating throughout the remainder of the year. All-in-all, we consume 818 of these phallus-shaped […]

A Professional Microbrewery for Your Home, Dorm, or Apartment

How would you like a professionally microbrewery that has the capability of supplying 14-gallons of premium brew to your dorm or block party? Introducing the Professional Microbrewery by Hammacher Schlemmer. This is not your typical home brewing kit. There is no skill, difficult instructions, or major screw ups. However, you also won’t have a heck […]

Be a Wine Connoisseur in Three Steps

The French believe that drinking wine with good friends has a way of making the time spent that much more enjoyable. Most players know that wine has an aphrodisiac affect on women, that can turn a no, into a we’ll see how I feel after we finish the bottle. However, a wine connoisseur knows that […]

Mama Walker’s Breakfast Liquors

Do you remember those Sunday morning breakfasts that mamma used to make? A stack of blueberry pancakes, some bacon, and a swig of Johnny Walker to wash it all down. Well, Johnny Walker’s mother knows that most bachelors don’t have time to cook all that stuff themselves. In fact, most of us just leave it […]

Hot Sauce for Your Colon Health

When was the last time you sat down and had a good long chat with your colon. If you’re like most guys, it has probably been awhile. Professor Phardtpounders Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce ($13) is practically guaranteed to get a discussion going, using such conversation starters as scotch bonnet peppers, mustard, and onions. If you think […]