Archives for 2013

Babe Tribute – Three Boobs

Does the idea of a woman with three boobs make her hotter? You might find yourself short handed. Now wait a minute, hear us out. This is actually a thing. It’s called accessory breast. Don’t go looking, we assure your disappointed. It’s not like you can expect a hot Total Recall moment like this:   We’re not […]

Babe Tribute – Girls with Glasses

Hot girls with glasses are often found in book stores, but many guys like the hot secretary or hot librarian fantasy. They can easily go undetected, but there’s a lot of hot girls with glasses that you don’t want to miss.

What Women Want

Women are like onions. Wherever one is found, there is guaranteed to be some crying going on at some point. They are also very complex, and each layer you peel away unveils a deeper element of need and desire, which often includes affirmation, affection, and intimacy (of the non-sexual kind). Now, before we get into […]

Babe Tribute – Sexy Cosplay

What guy hasn’t thought about storming a castle with Xena the Warrior Princess, or foiling the Jokers plot with Catwoman, and then going home to peel each others sweaty latex off and kiss each others wounds. Sexy cosplay is like celebrating Halloween all year long, or partaking in S&M without the bruising, dried candle wax, […]

Sex Bucket List

If you’ve never mixed the pleasure of sex with the fear of being caught, arrested, or killed, you have no idea what you’re missing. According to the researchers who have studied this stuff, the draw to a wild escapade is the fear of something bad happening as a result. In other words, being scared creates […]

Sexy Ads

Who ever said that sex sells, was a genius. I mean, it is only the oldest freaking profession in the world… of course it sells. Here is some stuff that we have no idea what the hell it is, although we just might buy it anyway ’cause it’s sexy!

Don’t Be a Di**

Why do people treat each other like sh**? I mean, we’re not born this way; and no one likes to be treated as such. Well, here at Urbasm labs, our engineers have been worked diligently over the last few weeks, and have finally come up with a solution to this modern dilemma…

Babe Tribute – The Side Boob

The profile headshot is a classic photo that adds a touch of class, mystery, and respect to the old-time actresses, authors, and ass-kicking generals of yesterday. However, we wondered what would happen if you took a couple average hotties, aimed the camera a few inches lower than usual, and snapped a few shots? Low and […]

The Many Uses for Beer

Beer is one of the wonders of the world. It has a way of making every woman in a room look good, it tastes fabulous as a marinade on just about anything that is dead and red, it makes a perfect garden fertilizer, and can even loosen a rusty bolt (or jammed bra strap). However, […]

Babe Tribute – Fit Girls

In this beautiful world, there are women who exercise, those who don’t, and those who dress the part and wander around the gym worrying about their makeup streaking due to a stray ball of sweat. Well, in case you hadn’t figured out who’s who, each one of the below sexy morsels is what you’d call […]