How I Became a Sex Writer – And What You’re Missing

When I was in pre-school, I was dead-set on becoming a garbage man. It seemed like a glamorous job. They operated giant Tonka trucks. Received free cookies during the holidays, so this was certainly not a bad gig. However, that was not to be my destiny. My true calling was to rate dating websites, Kama […]

Women We Love – Chic Lust

She is smart, beautiful, successful, and has places to go–yet she chooses to spend some of that time with us men. Thank you for being the women of our dreams, and in return we promise to become the man of yours…  

5 Women to Avoid on Dating Websites

A few of the women I’d highly recommend avoiding are those who are narcissistic, dishonest, overly dependent, or clearly do not have your best interest at heart. It doesn’t matter which dating website’s you frequent, as there are at least five women we’d stay as far away from as possible. Miss ‘Form’ Introductions Dear dude […]

House Rules – Discretion Advised

There are nine house rules to playing fair at Agent Provocateur. But the only one you really need to remember is: House Rules Are There to Be Broken. The video below explains the other eight rules, as we think you’ll enjoy watching them as they are unveiled before your nearly naked eyes, and we do […]

Women We Love – Emma Stone

She started acting at the age of 11 in youth theater. She convinced her parents to move out to Hollywood at age 15, by creating a PowerPoint presentation that outlined her stardom shooting across dozens of magazines, billboards, and a handful of our favorite films, including the Zombie cult classic, Zombieland (2009). Emma Stone is […]

Women We Love – Odette Annable

Say what? You’ve never heard of Odette Annable? Well, clean out your eyes son, as we’re about to dirty them just a little.

Women We Love – Emily Ratajkowski

Possibly one of man’s greatest discoveries; miss Emily Ratajkowski has us under her spell. What does this black magic woman have that not many do? Please allow us to demonstrate:   Emily Ratajkowski Videos: More proof, in case you still aren’t convinced:   If you’d like to see more of her, be sure to visit […]

7 Tips to Keep Your Girl From Cheating On You

While men are often the topic of cheating, women have a much harsher opinion of it when they do it. According to research, men feel guilt when they cheat, while the majority of women cheaters don’t. This is simply because a woman feels entitled to be happy, and being ‘entitled’ means that she has the […]

Women We Love – Gentlemen Prefer Style

Men desire a woman of class, independence, and character. She must have a sense of honesty, respect, and of course, style. Fashion may come and go, but a woman of style will always be a gentleman’s preference. And with any luck, if you love her style in the bright of the morning, wait until she […]

One Women No Man Should Date Seriously – The Travel Girl

The girl who travels on a regular basis has lived life to the fullest, and is always hungry for more. She is exciting, beautiful, spontaneous, and she will break your heart, there is no doubt about that. The travel girl is very social and personal, but is also very inwardly focused. This means that she […]