Morning Link Dump – Simpletons

  Weather forecast for tonight: Dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.” -George Carlin    – Sorority Girl Meets Celebrity  – Funny Test Answers  – Beach Wear No-No’s  – Simple Ideas That Are Borderline Genius  – Porn Hub Ad Campaign Finalists  – Valet Smashes $400K Lamborghini  – 5 Hilariously Baffling Correlations   Just because you’re a sensitive man, doesn’t […]

Dudepins Morning Roundup

Brought to you by our friends at Dudepins I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word ‘dude.’ ‘Dude, these are isotopes.’ ‘Dude, we removed your kidney. You’re gonna be fine.’ ‘Dude, I am so stoked to win this Nobel Prize. I just wanna thank Kevin–and Turtle, and all […]

Made You Laugh – 8 Best Jokes From Comedians

Do you know what researchers say is the most comical one-liner of all time? “Hello (whatever their name)” is the funniest joke in the world. This is because laughter is the result of our primitive brain attempting to bond with others as they greet us. This is also why comedy clubs work so well, because […]

Amazing Products That May Never Exist

Have you ever wanted to learn another language? Maybe even a third language? Perhaps a language that could be shared among one’s group of friends to pass clandestine messages? They say learning another language is beneficial to you. Not only does it challenge your brain to stay active, but it could help with your intelligence […]

Loser’s Guide To Happiness

There is a rumor that was started by some self-hating fool, stating that losers are never happy. Why? Because nothing ever goes right for them. Well, I’m here to negate this statement. In fact, I’m about to throw you one better by not only challenging it, but proving how you can live a happier life, […]

Morning Link Dump – Rudeness is Hilarious

Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.” -Zac Galifianakis

Morning Link Dump – Dirty, Nasty, Unbelievable

All I’m trying to do is survive and make good out of the dirty, nasty, unbelievable lifestyle that they gave me. -Tupac Shakur

Morning Link Dump – Aftermath

What will happen at the end of the universe? What about the aftermath of Sochi, Malaysia Airlines MH370, or Arnold Schwarzenegger’s career? These links may answer (at least one of) the questions you’ve been dying to know.

Max’s Hot Clicks – Ewok Sex Den

Ken Jeong is the master of the photo-bomb, and the Spermatorrhea is the ultimate boner kill. I’d do a chick wearing a Darth Vadar mask, or smothered in bacon, however, I’d never glue my own pubes to my face or fuc** a Hot Pocket. A man has to have some class. speaking of class… This week […]

Fake Pregnancy Prank Video

Whatever is at it again… And this time they attempt to convince an arsenal of virgin, sterile, straight, and gay men that they are the father of a baby basketball.