Max’s Hot Clicks – Ewok Sex Den

Ken Jeong is the master of the photo-bomb, and the Spermatorrhea is the ultimate boner kill. I’d do a chick wearing a Darth Vadar mask, or smothered in bacon, however, I’d never glue my own pubes to my face or fuc** a Hot Pocket. A man has to have some class. speaking of class… This week […]

Max’s Hot Clicks – Pop That

This week an emergency warning tone garnished a $1.9 million fine for the film, Olympus (2014). A teen’s intimate session with a Hot Pocket reminds us all of the importance of ‘wrapping it up’. And speaking of wrapping your Jimmy, the next time your heading to the bar, this should be the one wingman you never […]

Max’s Hot Clicks – Pornist Leanings

This week on the Internet we discover that the U.S. Hockey team has a lot of things to go back to, that the Canadian team doesn’t. And while my father used to always claim that you can’t polish a turd… some guy with a stained rock polisher has proven him wrong. To tell you the […]