“Bela! Come on, Bela!” “Hey, Bela! Hey, Belaaa!” (Streetcar Named Desire (1951) reference) Bela Ontiveros is not famous, and her name has never been called out in a classic movie. However, she is only 20-years-old, 125 lbs, 5′ 8″, and features the standard model issued 35-25-36 hourglass figure. She tells us her goal is to make […]
Hottie of the Week – Kelly Brook
November 24, 2012 by
Why do we love model/actress, and all around babe, Kelly Brook? Let us count the ways. One, she looks incredibly hot in a bikini; two, she is even hotter without one. Three, she has dated the action hero, Jason Statham, and we wouldn’t exactly call that sloppy seconds. Four, she is talented, and has been […]
Hottie of the Week – Esti Ginzberg
November 21, 2012 by
Esti Ginzberg is a soldier, fashion model, and actress who hails from Tel Aviv, Israel. If you have never heard of Tel Aviv, it is a sandy heaven where beautiful women are harvested, packages up in string bikinis, and shipped to North America for college guys to ogle. In July of 2009, Ginzberg was enlisted […]
British Glamour Models: 11 of the Sexiest
November 18, 2012 by
They’re too sexy for your mouse, too sexy for your house… so sexy without a blouse And they’re too sexy to wanna fight, too sexy for this site… so, to them we say, Go fly a kite… naked! Jessica-Jane Clement began her career as a Page 3 model. Since then she’s appeared in Nuts, Zoo […]
Melanie Iglesias Strips
November 18, 2012 by
Everyone’s favorite flipbook girl, a topless Melanie Iglesias is back, this time she’s stripping down to Tiesto sounds. And good news, she brought a few friends. Enough from us, here’s Melanie Iglesias… Wanna take home a little piece of Melanie for yourself? Here’s a cheap one-nighter. This is a slight upgrade. And this is something that most […]
Say Hello to Penelope Cruz
November 16, 2012 by
Penelope Cruz is a beautiful woman with classic good looks. We could go on-and-on about how sexy and successful she is, but we figure we’d let her body do the rest of the talking for us!
A Moment With Olivia Wilde
November 12, 2012 by
Olivia Wilde is a New York born actress and model. She may look famous, but that is just her smooth looks talking. Wilde has been slowly rising up the Hollywood ladder, having now appeared on the O.C., House, Tron:Legacy, and Cowboy & Aliens. When she is not rehearsing lines, she likes to talk about her […]
A Tribute to National Stockings Day
October 23, 2012 by
Our calendar has been out of sorts, and we damn well almost missed one of our favorite holidays out of the year. It’s called National Stockings Day, and it is a day for all men to bow their heads in honor of one of the simplest, and most sexy accessories found on any woman… Especially […]
The World’s Sexiest Women: Found in 10 Cities
October 19, 2012 by
We surveyed men across the globe, asking which cities had the sexiest women… This is what you had to say. 10. Hong Kong, China You would have to be blind not to find someone sexy out of 3 million women packed into a subway like sardines. However, what really makes a Hong Kong woman special […]
The Art of the Hand Bra
October 18, 2012 by
Victoria Secret has been making a killing on women, charging upwards of $10 to $50, just for a single boulder holder. We’re glad to see that some women are fed up with these prices, and have taken to substituting with a hand bra. *Precautionary Disclaimer: As responsible adults here at Urbasm, we ask that all women refrain from […]