The world is in shambles, and the only thing that can save us from the robots, aliens, Persians, and Zac Efron… is Eva Green, Mark Wahlberg, Tom Cruise, and Seth Rogen–God help us! Edge of Tomorrow Think of this as an epic version of the film, Groundhog Day, without the groundhog, and a heck of a […]
Max’s Hot Clicks – Ewok Sex Den
March 14, 2014 by
Ken Jeong is the master of the photo-bomb, and the Spermatorrhea is the ultimate boner kill. I’d do a chick wearing a Darth Vadar mask, or smothered in bacon, however, I’d never glue my own pubes to my face or fuc** a Hot Pocket. A man has to have some class. speaking of class… This week […]
Fake Pregnancy Prank Video
March 13, 2014 by
Whatever is at it again… And this time they attempt to convince an arsenal of virgin, sterile, straight, and gay men that they are the father of a baby basketball.
Morning Link Dump – Spring Break
March 12, 2014 by
Spring break is in the air, along with several other factors that go along with it… Such as boobs, sexy women, bouncing boobs, and sexy women holding their boobs while they’re bouncing. Here are a few links to kick the season off right. – Boobs Bouncing in Slowmotion – 31 Spring Break Photos – Funny […]
Jeff Gordon Scares Shi** Out of Disbeliever
March 10, 2014 by
Our story begins with a viral video featuring Jeff Gordon called, Test Drive, for Pepsi Max: Well, as it turns out, after the video’s viral success, a few people claimed the entire thing was a hoax… a fake… an embarrassment to Gordon and Pepsi Max. One of the guys behind the disbelievers was automotive journalist, […]
Max’s Hot Clicks – Pop That
March 7, 2014 by
This week an emergency warning tone garnished a $1.9 million fine for the film, Olympus (2014). A teen’s intimate session with a Hot Pocket reminds us all of the importance of ‘wrapping it up’. And speaking of wrapping your Jimmy, the next time your heading to the bar, this should be the one wingman you never […]
Pole Dancing History
March 6, 2014 by
Pole dancing dates back hundreds and even thousands of years through the Chinese and Indian heritage. It was a means to both entertain and train. Sensual dancing can also be dated back thousands of years, but it wasn’t until the exotic (a.k.a. Hoochi Coochi) dancer arrived during the Great Depression of the 1920s, that men […]
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford on Jimmy Kimmel
March 4, 2014 by
Dressed as a magician, Toronto’s mayor, Rob Ford, headed the Jimmy Kimmel show tonight as he ramps up his efforts for reelection. “You are not the average politician politician, my friend,” said Kimmel. “You are the most wonderful mayor I have ever witnessed—.”
Urbasm’s Oscar Pre-Show Trivia Lesson
March 1, 2014 by
In 1929, during the first academy awards, the cost of a ticket was $5, and only 270 people attended. The entire ceremony lasted 15 minutes, including any small speeches from the 15 recipients. It wasn’t until 1939 that these little gold statues actually received their own name, “Oscar,” because some librarian starting spreading rumors that […]