Today we welcome the social media powerhouse and all around wonder woman, Amanda Cerny. She is here to school you on the finer points of success, relationships, foreplay–plus offer up a pretty convincing conspiracy theory involving a good portion of your women.
But we’re getting a little ahead of ourselves. We had initially sought the opportunity to speak to this beautiful and intelligent woman out of curiosity… and we have all become better men because of it. And this is the rest of that story:
Urbasm: Hi Amanda, what do you have coming up that we can look forward to?
Amanda Cerny: I am still producing a lot of comedic and informative social media content, but am working on some upcoming acting roles in film/television as well. I plan on growing my brand with all of my friends that follow me a lot this year. There are definitely some exciting surprises ahead.
Urbasm: That’s great. What is the top thing on your bucket list for the new year?
Amanda Cerny: I’ll be swimming with great white sharks with no cage this March, actually.
Urbasm: That tops our bucket lists. So what would you say has been the key to all your success this past year?
Amanda Cerny: I strongly believe that it is all about timing and good judgment. Opportunities come by frequently but being able to weed out the bad ones and grasp onto the good ones is key.
Urbasm: Do you think success is more about who you know, or how well you know yourself?
Amanda Cerny: I see success being more about how well you know yourself. If you understand who you are as a person, your goals; and most of all your passion–you will be able to know in which direction to strategize and utilize your network properly to achieve the success you desire. In short, The first step is knowing yourself, so you can understand your passion, which will become your purpose and one day become your profession.
Urbasm: What is something about you that most people may not realize?
Amanda Cerny: I am a blackbelt in TaeKwondo and my mom owns the largest karate school in the state of Florida.
Urbasm: In other words, it’s going to take more than a stack of muscles to impress you. So in what ways do you find a man’s intellect sexy?
Amanda Cerny: Emotional intelligence is a big turn on for obvious reasons. As long as he has that and is intellectual in what he is passionate about while being well-rounded, such as not being a complete idiot when it comes to every thing else; he is a definite candidate.
Urbasm: What is your all-time favorite pickup line?
Amanda Cerny: Want to watch some porn on my 50” HD mirror? – This pickup line didn’t work, nor do I recommend it; but it did make me laugh out loud at how confident the guy was who delivered it with his wedding band still on and the convincing “thuglyfe” tattoo across his knuckles.
Urbasm: (laughs) So school us on how to do it right, Amanda. What are the three things that every guy should know, according to you?
Amanda Cerny: Well assuming you are asking in regards to relationships and women…
1.) Breasts are not a speed bump to Funky town.
2.) When asked what outfit we should wear, humor us with an answer but expect us to go with the one you didn’t choose.
3.) The whole toilet seat thing is exaggerated and meant to control you.
Urbasm: And we are all better men now because of this conversation. Thank you Amanda, it has been a pleasure.