The Vancouver-based, Lululemon Athletica Inc., is prepared to get a slap on the wrist, as a shipment of their black “luon” yoga pants has been found to be defective.
The fabric of the pants affected is thinner than it should be, resulting in “a level of sheerness … that falls short of our very high standards.
– The Globe and Mail
“Women have been instructed to return these defective yoga pants in exchange for a pair that will be even more defective, in the opinion of our staff,” said one Urbasm spokesperson. “I think we ought to be praising this as a scientific breakthrough–in fact, I think women ought to wear these defects with pride.”
It took chemists many years to perfect the light, stretchy material found in yoga pants. Who are we to stand in the light of discovery, and shade our eyes to the many possibilities that lie in store. Just imagine the natural artistic beauty of seeing a dog pose in these pants. Consider the infinite color coordinating patterns you will be able to create using your current underwear and lingerie collections. We dare say, the possibilities are mind boggling.
Even Jimmy Kimmel supports this tragedy that affects 1 in 4 women:
Women, we implore you to wear your defective Luluemon yoga pants with pride. As further evidence, we ask our fellow wearers (and admirers)… do you really see anything wrong with this?
Show your support, because you can make a difference: