Valentine’s Day Sex Guide


What should a guy want for Valentines Day? Perhaps a box of chocolate? Candy heart? Pink rose?

Hell no, you want sex, and lots of it! Let’s see if we can help you out with that… If your Valentine is a little shy, you might be able to get the devil to come out by giving her a role to play. The company ForPlay, Inc., famous for dressing Britney Spears in her 1999 hit video, “Baby One More Time,” has a nice line of adult costumes for the bedroom. A few of their classics are the school girl, reform school girl, and British punker.

“Everybody is doing the school girl now,” says Houman Salem, the companies CEO. “This year we move on to the next big thing… (cowboys and Indians).”


Let’s move out of the prairie, and plug into something a little more orgasmic, like the Celebrator by 3rd Planet Productions. It works using either your existing electric toothbrush or you can purchase the “Celebrator Complete” with both tip and toothbrush. One customer testimonial reveals the possibility of a five minute long orgasm using the Celebrator after just two seconds of stimulation. This is probably one of the few vibrators that can clam 9,600 oscillations per minute, plus guaranteed fewer cavities and less plaque between dental visits.

Tongue Joy is another unique product that has been featured on HBO’s Real Sex, Cosmo, and raved about by Playboy. It is a tiny vibrator that you wrap around your tongue or finger and then use during intercourse. But don’t just take our word for it; try it tonight. With all the electronic toys to choose from, how are you going to keep them going all night long? Dead Batteries offer original covers on all their AA batteries featuring everything from popular art work to seductive pinup girls, plus their “hate mail” is pretty damn funny.


We have the sex costume, toys, batteries… what are we missing? Oh yeah, sex games. Kheper Games has been making sex fun since 2003. They have hundreds of games and gag gifts to choose from, but a few of our personal favorites are “Fetish!” and “Let’s F*ck.” Fetish! is a unique game that covers the fetishes of food, feet, voyeurism and domination. Players take turns moving around the board and learning about each other, until someone reaches the end and wins their sexual fantasy to be acted out following the game. If subtlety and instructional game reading has never been your strong point, then “Let’s F*ck” will probably be more to your liking.


The instructions to the game are really quite simple; Move around the board until one of your markers lands on a bed, flick the spinner, and start doing the wild thing in the position it lands on. We seriously wonder how many couples actually ever finish this game.

About Dr. Eric J. Leech

Eric has written for over a decade. Then one day he created, a site for every guy.

About Dr. Eric J. Leech

Eric has written for over a decade. Then one day he created, a site for every guy.