20 of the Most Aggressive Pickup Lines Men Should Know

The last time we approached this topic, some readers said that our 25 pickup lines were a bit too subtle for the modern, aggressive, risk-taking woman they run into these days. So, this time we’re going to make sure no woman walks away without at least a smile [and occasionally the hint to your dirtiest intentions].

Is your name Google, because you’ve everything that I’ve been searching for?”

Kiss me if I’m wrong…
But it’s still 1986, isn’t it?”

On a scale from 1 to 10, you are a nine.
But not to worry, because I’m the ‘one’ you need.”

It’s a good thing that I’ve got my library card on me…
Because I’m checking you out?

If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.”

If you were words on paper, you’d be fine print.”

So what time do you have to be back in heaven?”

Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?”

I bet you’re good at playing hide and seek…
Because you sure are hard to find.”

You seem a little down tonight…
But I’ve got some vitamin ‘Me’ that will pick you right up.”

Is your name Wi-Fi?
Because I think we’ve just made a connection.”

I have a pen, you have a phone number; Just think if the possibilities.

If I had a garden, I’d plant your tulips right next to my ‘two lips’.”

Are you a bank loan?
Because you just earned my interest.”

Your smile just lit up the room, so I had to come over and see if I could brighten it even more.”

I’d invite you to the movies, but they wouldn’t let me bring my own snack.”

Are you a time traveler?
Because I can certainly see you in my future.”

“Do you know what you would look beautiful in?
My arms.”

Is your name Netflix, because I could sit and binge on you for hours?”

Pardon me, but do you have the time?
For me to hit on you.”

And there are more gems from where these came from:

How to Woo Women with a Pickup Line
Picking Up Women with Ridiculous Pickup Lines
Freddy Fairhair – Interview with Naked Guy Picking Up Girls

About Max

Single and sexy. Hello ladies..

About Max Green

Single and sexy. Hello ladies..