Some guys don’t give a lot of thought to their underwear; others spend an entire afternoon looking through their girlfriends closet, deciding on whether to go with the pink lace or crotchless leather. For most, however, these are only about six choices, and these are what they are to the world (err, those who see you in your underwear, anyway).
Briefs- “I’m Either Too Young to Know Better, or Too Old (Poor) to Care”
The fruit of the loom “tighty whitey” variety are a deal breaker with most women. If you like this style, do yourself a favor and introduce yourself to the likes of 2xist, Cin2, Calvins, and DKNY.
Boxer-Brief- “Yes, I have a girlfriend”
These are the perfect combination of support, comfort, and fashion, and if you have a decent physique, you’ll look pretty good in them too.
Boxers- “I am what I am”
These are the all-occasion mens favorite. They look good on just about every body type, as they have a tendency to leave a little more to the imagination.
Mankini (a.k.a. Wedgie-in-a-Box)- “Look at me!”
You may be overconfident or just a funny guy, but know this; if you aren’t alone after you get back from the club, you will be soon.
Bathing Suit- “I own 5.5 pairs of underwear. This is my .5”
This is the classic bachelor cry for either his mommy or a girlfriend.
Commando- “I’m free!”
Enjoy it my friend, as one day your girlfriend will force you into a pair of boxer-briefs.