Every man wants a perfect woman. While these men may have a slightly different set of requirements, there are many similarities, such as proof of good genes and fertility, which is demonstrated by clear skin, thick hair, small feet, long legs, narrow hips, and big boobs.
However, sex isn’t everything, which is why today’s modern man also prefers a woman with an education, sense of humor, decent paying job (hey, more money is always a good thing), and brown hair (blondes are just for fun, as the saying goes). In other words, something like this:
Unfortunately, most women are not judged by the average woman, but rather the perfect faces and bodies of Hollywood. The ideal woman has become somewhat of a celebrity mecca of surreal beauty and plastic body parts.
Based on one poll, the following celebrities were considered to be the ‘best of’ in certain departments.
Legs: Jennifer Aniston
Boobs: Jennifer Love Hewitt
Abs: Gwen Stefani
Curves: Sofia Vergara
Arms: Jennifer Aniston
Hair: Sofia Vergara
Eyes: Zooey Deschanel
Smile: Kate Middleton
Eyebrows: Megan Fox
Jawline: Victoria Beckham
Nose: Scarlett Johansson
* Results based on the poll “Hollywood’s Hottest Bodies” by HollywoodScoop.
After combining every perfect celeb feature, this is the oddly scary result.
We’ll let you decide for yourself whether this is the ‘perfect woman’.
In an article from Men’s Health they sum up what makes the perfect woman.
She laughs at our jokes, is a couple years younger, smiles often, has brown hair, larger breasts, narrow hips, long legs, small feet, pulls her own weight, and is educated.
Not long ago the NY Post ran an article on what 2 Beverly Hills plastic surgeons thought the perfect woman looked like and they came up with the following list of celebrity names and attributes;
Hair: Taylor Swift
Eyes: Anne Hathaway
Cheeks: January Jones
Nose: Natalie Portman
Lips: Scarlett Johansson
Jaw: Halle Berry
Skin: Amy Adams
Body: Penelope Cruz
Their final result looked something like this:
On the other end of the spectrum are the studies that show men as being attracted to just about anything with boobs and a libido. According to this research, most men would go out with 50 percent of women, as long as she showed at least some interest.
This is in contrast to women, who only accept approximately one out of every three guys for a date. And in case you were wondering, what makes a perfect man is not toned abs, a square jaw, and the desire to clean.
It is having the approval of other women, which is why bringing your girlfriend to a singles bar as your wingman is not only crazy, but crazy like a fox.
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