Depending where you live, sex can have it’s limitations. There’s a number of places with strange sex laws, and we’ve found some of the oddest and most interesting.
While most men would like to realize their sex fantasies, depending on where you are, being on the right side of the law is always a good idea. But you can always keep in mind that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas (unless it’s an STD, sorry to say). Even if it’s kinky or some strange fetish, that’s Vegas for you.
In Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband… no other man before or after him. When it comes to the first time they have intercourse, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
In Dubai, any sort of public displays of affection (even a peck on the cheek!) can results in 10 days of jail time for each person. And if if you’ve been drinking you could face up to a year.
Over in Uruguay, if you were to get caught in bed with another man’s wife, it is within his rights to either kill the both of you, or to castrate you and chop off the wifey’s nose.
In Hong Kong, it is legally allowed for a betrayed wife to kill her adulterous husband, but she may only do so with her bare hands. However, the husband’s lover may be killed in any manner desired.
In Lebanon, it’s legal for men to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
In Budapest, sex is only permitted in the dark. Even in your home, with your wife. Unacceptable!
In Canada, procuring sexual services such as those offered by prostitutes is illegal. However, production of pornography does not count as a sexual service, which means that if you’re recording it and you post it on the internet afterwards, you’re good to go!
If anyone is looking for a career change, we might have the answer. There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Apparently, under Guam’s law, it is forbidden for virgins to marry. Line up in an orderly fashion gentlemen.
By the way, in Bolivia it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. So you can cross that place off your bucket list.
Strange U.S. Sex Laws
There’s all sorts of odd laws when it comes to sex, and America isn’t to be outdone by some small nation on the other side of the planet. We dug up a few interesting ones to share, because we want you to stay in the know.
In Texas, you can own up to six dildos maximum. A drawer full of any more could get you a Class A Misdemeanor, which could mean a fine of up to $4,000 and/ or a jail term of up to one year.
In Michigan the low-riding pants that expose your undies are a Class A offense, and can get you a sentence of 93 days in addition to a $500 fine. What?!?
In California, It’s illegal for either partner to reach climax before the other during foreplay. We suggest to skip it and get down to business.
In Washington, it’s somehow legal for men to have sex with animals, but only if the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.
It’s illegal to marry your first cousin in most places, but in Utah it only applies up to the age of 65, or 55 if you can prove both parties are infertile.
And Oral sex is illegal in Indiana. Yup.
As if that wasn’t enough, take a look at some of the other weird sex laws in the USA: