12 New Words Every Man Should Know

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A Portmanteaus is a clever combination of two words used to create a completely new and innovative way to describe something that would normally take you much longer to do using laymen terms. So, to save you from visiting the Urban Dictionary to seek these words out for yourself, we’ve picked out a few of the essentials for the everyday urban man.

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BeerBoarding – extract secret information from a colleague by getting them drunk

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DudeVorce – when two bros officially end their friendship

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NonVersation – a worthless conversation

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AfterClap – the last to clap after everyone stopped

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NerdJacking – a conversation filled with unnecessary detail and passion to an otherwise uninterested person

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Ambitchous – striving to be more of a bitch than just your average bitch


CellFish – someone that continues to talk on their phone to be rude to others

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HiberDating – when someone ignores friends in favour of the one their dating

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ChairDrobe – the act of piling clothes on a chair instead of putting in a closet or dresser

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Unlightening – learning new things that actually make you dumber

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Askhole – a person that asks an endless amount of stupid, pointless or obnoxious questions


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