First off, let me begin by saying that I would never cheat on a girl who was worthy of my attention. With that said, let me also say that I have never met a woman who was. Over the years I have collected a list of ‘must do’s’ if you want to cheat and not get caught, and I am about to share them with you free of charge.
Two-For-Two– Whether you live with your girlfriend or not, chances are she thinks she is entitled to your stuff. In other words, she is likely checking your e-mail and phone when you are not looking. In order to bypass her tendency to do this, it is a good idea to split your life between your girl, and your time with other girls. This could mean opening a separate P.O. Box, credit card (yes, girls check your statements too), and phone. Separate your life from her as far as you can, and you will greatly reduce the chance of getting caught.
Business/Play Time– Use your work or business as an excuse every chance you get. Women know how important a man’s job is to him. And more importantly, women like your job, because it allows you to take them places and buy them nice things. They also like to brag about your success to friends, so any ‘great’ opportunity at work (even if it means longer hours) can be spun as a good thing. The payoff is a bullet-proof alibi for why you are spending days (or weeks) at the office. It doesn’t get any better than that.
Yellow Brick Road– When a guy is distant from his girl, both physically and mentally, it can be very suspicious. However, when everything seems great, she will be more patient with you. In other words, keep up the fantasy that your relationship is the most important thing in the world, by bringing her home the occasional flowers, give her a daily hug and kiss, and don’t forget to tell her how beautiful she is. Women will forgive almost any behavior, so long as you say “I’m sorry” when you’re wrong, and “thank you” when she’s wonderful.
Blame Game– If you are worried that your girl is getting suspicious of your daily activities, throw her a loop by approaching her with concern that she might be cheating on you. This takes the focus off you, and puts it directly on her indiscretions. This could be the reason you have been acting strange, and may very well get you off the hook while she struggles to prove her innocence. Of course, during this charade, you may actually discover she has been cheating, and then you can do whatever you want.
These tips are coming from years of mistakes, that I have sense turned into months of success. Just remember, the golden rule is that everything you do always follows you, especially when it comes to your phone, credit card statements, and e-mail–so, keep those separate. Women also gauge their relationships by how you treat them, so if you always treat her with kindness and respect, she will have little reason to doubt you.