There are two important rules to kissing like a man. Rule number one, you should always have fresh breath. The number one deal breaker for any woman on a first date is poor hygiene.
Rule number two, make sure that you have a willing partner to kiss. A pillow may work if the mood hits while you are alone. However, if you get past first base, the chaff burns you receive can be quite excruciating.
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