Ballers know that their bachelor pad is their lifeline. It represents their image, persona, and will leave behind a lasting legacy (until you go bankrupt, but we’re not concerned with that right now). While there are many options to designing an awesome pad, such as a comfortable couch, updated theater room, and functional (yet stylish) kitchen, we have broken down the most basic necessities, which should always include a…
Cactus— a big cactus in your yard stands for virility, adventure, and will serve as an extension to your manhood.
Pool— Because chicks dig water, and will celebrate it with a bikini.
Island in your pool— So you can roleplay a rendition of Gilligan’s Island XXX.
Waterfall–Because it just looks good.
Patio/Deck– Especially one that could double as a football arena.
Now you’re ball’n.
About Dr. Eric J. Leech
Eric has written for over a decade. Then one day he created Urbasm.com, a site for every guy.
About Dr. Eric J. Leech