How much can a man love a woman? Well, you really can count the ways!
With an 8-carat diamond, he loves her pretty good. A new Chevrolet Corvette, he loves her more than average, and with a used Cuisinart, well; he’s probably forgot her real name!
However, don’t assume you can substitute true love with expensive bling and gadgets. Women know that tangible items are no match for the man who listens and understands them. Women want a man who can read her needs, wants, and desires. So, if you want women, you’re going to need to know a little something about them. Let’s find out just how much you know:
1. When are women most likely to want sex?
- On vacation
- During ovulation
- After a big fight
- During the Super Bowl
2. What percentage of women over the age of 80 will continue to desire and have sex?
- 2 percent
- 10 percent
- 30 percent
- 45 percent
3. Women can talk longer and with less effort than most men, because?
- Women are full of less hot air
- Their vocal chords are shorter than a man’s
- They have slightly better breathing technique
- All the above
4. In which setting do women tend to use the most makeup?
- In nudist camps
- At the mall
- During the Super Bowl
- Before retiring for bed
5. Why do women change their minds so much more often than men?
- Their frontal lobes are incapable of logical thought processes
- They are just trying to irritate their man
- They have just too many things on their mind
- It is men who change their mind most often
6. Women love lipstick, but not men men actually know how much they do? Complete this sentence, women love makeup so much…
- They have been known to eat it when nobody is looking
- They spread it over their entire body
- They use enough to equal their height over a five year period
- None of the above
7. A woman’s favorite color of rose is?
- Red
- Dark Red
- Neon Red
- Pink
8. A college education makes a woman more susceptible to…
- Anal intercourse
- Oral intercourse
- Sex in general
- All the above
9. How many love birds throughout the year take out a marriage license and then never actually put it to use?
- 2,500 couples
- 5,000 couples
- 7,000 couples
- 9,000 couples
10. What percentage of women can experience an orgasm from breast stimulation alone?
- Only 1 percent
- Close to 10 percent
- 30 percent
- 65 percent!
Answers:
- b– According to smart scientists, and the women who trust them, the best time to get a woman interested in sex is during her ovulation cycle.
- c– 30 percent of all women over the ripe age of 80 are still getting it on with either their husband or boyfriend. Imagine that… well, on second thought, you might not want to imagine it.
- d– All the above. It has been proven time and again that women can talk longer and with less effort than men because their vocal cords are shorter, it takes less air volume to carry the sound, and overall they have a better breathing technique.
- a– Studies have shown that women in nudist camps tend to use an abundance of make-up to make their “natural” appearance, a little kinder on the eyes.
- d– While most men won’t be able to make up their mind if this is actually true or not, studies by a man named, Dr. Karl F. Robinson of Northwestern University, show that men change their minds two to three times more often than women.
- c– It has been calculated that the average woman goes through enough lipstick over a five year period, that if you stacked each used tube upon the other, you would easily equal or exceed her height.
- d– Surveys show that women do not prefer the traditional red roses as much as they do the off-hue colors. Such colors as orange, pink, or even blue. In other words, their freaking tired of the red roses, give them something else for a change!
- d– Colleges teach women a whole lot more than they may have bargained for according to surveys which have asked women of various education levels about their sex life.
- d– 9,000 lucky couples actually come to their senses, while the other poor saps actually fall for that old marriage ploy!
- a– Guys, you maybe good; but you’re not that good!
About Dr. Eric J. Leech
Eric has written for over a decade. Then one day he created Urbasm.com, a site for every guy.
About Dr. Eric J. Leech