This one is for all you puny, girly men out there.
We’ve have got your number, and so does the rest of the world, now!
15. If you own your own shower loofah, hell, if you even know how to spell “loofah” (I had to look it up, by the way!)
14. If when you are walking with your woman, you do not present a face full of agony and scowl.
13. If you are on and off that toilet in anything less than an hour. (A real man does not even know the meaning of roughage, only steak and potato!)
12. If you have ever wondered the possibilities of breast-feeding your own child.
11. If you wear more jewelry than your dates.
10. If you routinely bake gingerbread men and fruit cake.
9. If you find yourself at a club dancing among your buddies, of whom are dancing with girls (and you ARE NOT drunk)
8. If you find yourself in a circle of people in the office who are gossiping, and you are the one in the center of that circle.
7. If you’ve ever uttered the words Brad Pitt, without including either “queer” or “girly-man” within the same sentence.
6. If you’ve ever cried while watching Oprah, and someone has seen you.
5. If you’ve ever shaved a design into your pubic hair.
4. If you’ve ever taken a women’s rights class without the intention of getting laid.
3. If you’ve ever wore a bow tie without making fun of it while wearing it.
2. If you’ve ever wondered, “Can I get away with wearing a striped tie with this stripped shirt?”
1. If you’ve ever sat down at a bar and uttered the words, “Bartender, I’d like two Pink Ladies.” And were not referring to the two blonds at the end of the bar.