Max’s Hot Clicks – Pop That

This week an emergency warning tone garnished a $1.9 million fine for the film, Olympus (2014). A teen’s intimate session with a Hot Pocket reminds us all of the importance of ‘wrapping it up’. And speaking of wrapping your Jimmy, the next time your heading to the bar, this should be the one wingman you never […]

Hello My Name is – Condom 4 Pack

Research suggests that a beautiful woman can have the unfortunate side effect of you failing to act cool while talking at the same time. These studies also show that beautiful women force you to repeat quotes from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,  and forget your first name. We can’t help you with the first two […]