Morning Link Dump – Hump Day Recommissioned

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According to surveys, Tuesday is the day most people get things done. This leaves little time for fooling around, which is why Tuesday is a bad day for sex. Wednesday is supposedly a good day for a first date, according to surveys, but it is Thursday that is the best day to get it on.

The London School of Economics has penned a report that claims Thursday offers an advantage to sex over any other day, because of “synchronized hormone levels” between men and women. In other words, both sexes have sex on the brain, which encourages us to hereby nominate Thursday as the unofficial alternative to your typical ‘hump’ day.

Long story short: That’s two hump days, which means twice the a**.

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The hell with the “S” on your t-shirt–scientist’s claim that a “T” takes you from a dud to a stud.

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Nope nope nope with a side of f*ck that.

When The Levee Breaks, by Zepparella

 

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About Doc Hollandaise

Lover, fighter, and bona fide sex expert.



About Doc Hollandaise

Lover, fighter, and bona fide sex expert.