7 Guys She Hates Having Sex With

Men like just about any kind of sex. Especially if it involves someone other than themselves. However, most women do not share this same enthusiasm. In fact, most women would prefer their little vibrating bunny if their only alternative was one of these seven jag-offs.

1. Mr. Sucks at Sex– You know who you are. Tongue hanging out, slobber running down your victims left ear, and before she even blinks, you’re twitching and squealing like four-year-old who just fell out of the It’s a Small World ride at Disney World.

2. Mr. “Ouchie”– This guy can’t tell the difference between a moan, and blood-curdling scream.

3. Mr. Sex Cure– Researchers say that sex is the best cure for a headache. Well, most of these geeky researchers are guys, and yes; they do have an agenda… to get sex, regardless of the excuses they normally hear (They just need to prove that sex washes hair, and these guys will have it made).

4. Mr. Drunk Sex– She may have a smile on her face… but that is just because at any moment, she knows she’s going to hurl on your Johnson, and scar you for life!

5. Mr. Pity– These guys don’t mind being pathetic if it gets them sex. Unfortunately, women often think that a roll in the sack with these dorks will make her feel like mother Teresa. Unfortunately, this deed rarely gives back… other than VD.

6. Mr. Snooze– This is like spending an hour in chemistry class, minus about 59 minutes.

7. Mr. Makeup Sex (When You Haven’t Made Up)– This guy may think he’s made up with his girl for cheating on her all those times. However, at the end of the night, there’ll be a blunt knife and a tube of super glue waiting for him.

About Dr. Eric J. Leech

Eric has written for over a decade. Then one day he created Urbasm.com, a site for every guy.





About Dr. Eric J. Leech

Eric has written for over a decade. Then one day he created Urbasm.com, a site for every guy.