What to Say to a Hot Bitchy Girl

When a guy approaches a hot bitchy girl, he imagines her as a separate species from himself. He tries to outwit her own superior attitude with a series of clever, and equally bitchy, jabs. But what he often fails to understand is that if you want to rock the world of a bitchy girl, it is not […]

12 New Words Every Man Should Know

A Portmanteaus is a clever combination of two words used to create a completely new and innovative way to describe something that would normally take you much longer to do using laymen terms. So, to save you from visiting the Urban Dictionary to seek these words out for yourself, we’ve picked out a few of […]

How I Became a Sex Writer – And What You’re Missing

When I was in pre-school, I was dead-set on becoming a garbage man. It seemed like a glamorous job. They operated giant Tonka trucks. Received free cookies during the holidays, so this was certainly not a bad gig. However, that was not to be my destiny. My true calling was to rate dating websites, Kama […]

How to Meet Women With Comedians Dave And Ethan

Dave and Ethan are two of the funniest guys we’d ever actually accept dating advice from. This is because these gentlemen have been on over 200 double dates together, and that may or may not include the time they brought a dog into the bedroom. But I’m getting a little ahead of our interview, so […]

Man IQ Test

A real man should not be required to calculate arithmetic, name all 50 states, or recite the alphabet to proclaim his value to the world. In fact, I think that a man’s IQ should reflect his common sense and overall chance to survive without a smartphone, Google, and multi-language instruction manual. 1.) If you’re at […]

30 Idioms That Casually Tell Your Co-Workers to Get Their Sh*t Together

Sometimes there is no better way to get your point across at the office, than to make your vocabulary short, strong, to the point, and as visually dramatic as possible. These are the 30 classic idioms that will tell your co-workers to get their sh*t together, without actually saying, “Get your sh*t together.” “Marching orders”– […]

Best Selfie of the Year Awards

Selfies are a viral sham under most circumstances. This is because the vast majority are boring, self-serving, uninteresting, and positively unimaginative. However, there are some very rare occasions when a selfie is truly inspirational, impressive, and worthy of at least three-seconds of your attention. And the Nominees for “Best Selfie of the Year” go to: […]

Morning Link Dump – Subtle Unsubtleties

 – When Subtle Becomes, Not So Subtle  – There is ‘No Answer’ to these Phone Texts  – This is What it Actually Means to ‘Do What You Want’ – Asian Persuasion Has Got Us Feeling Funny Inside – Porn Hub Campaign Finalists Are Here  – This doughnut will set you back $1,683  – What the […]

Morning Link Dump – Simpletons

  Weather forecast for tonight: Dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.” -George Carlin    – Sorority Girl Meets Celebrity  – Funny Test Answers  – Beach Wear No-No’s  – Simple Ideas That Are Borderline Genius  – Porn Hub Ad Campaign Finalists  – Valet Smashes $400K Lamborghini  – 5 Hilariously Baffling Correlations   Just because you’re a sensitive man, doesn’t […]

Dudepins Morning Roundup

Brought to you by our friends at Dudepins I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word ‘dude.’ ‘Dude, these are isotopes.’ ‘Dude, we removed your kidney. You’re gonna be fine.’ ‘Dude, I am so stoked to win this Nobel Prize. I just wanna thank Kevin–and Turtle, and all […]