Three Cheers for Beer

Okay, okay… enough cheering; let’s get down to business. I’m going to tell you straight, honest, and clear; most beer drinkers are complete assholes! I am not speaking of you and me, of course; just everyone else. Haven’t you ever noticed these idiots while you’re at the bar? They are either falling off of their bar stools, […]

The Many Uses for Beer

Beer is one of the wonders of the world. It has a way of making every woman in a room look good, it tastes fabulous as a marinade on just about anything that is dead and red, it makes a perfect garden fertilizer, and can even loosen a rusty bolt (or jammed bra strap). However, […]

Hangover Science

We’ve heard this question time and again: What is a hangover? How can I prevent one, and is it true you will wake up with your head shaved, teeth missing, a baby, and a monkey? Well, we’ve seen a lot of babies come out of these, but we’re not too sure about the monkey. I […]

Whiskey Rox for Real Men

Watered down drinks are for sissies. Back in the days when a real Scot wore a skirt, they would go down to the riverbed, pull a few chilled stones out, and drop them in their mugs of home brewed delight. What was so brilliant about this seemingly barbaric act, was it kept their drink chilled without watering […]