Three Cheers for Beer

Okay, okay… enough cheering; let’s get down to business. I’m going to tell you straight, honest, and clear; most beer drinkers are complete assholes! I am not speaking of you and me, of course; just everyone else. Haven’t you ever noticed these idiots while you’re at the bar? They are either falling off of their bar stools, […]

Babe Tribute – Dorismar

Miss Dora Noemí Kerchen. known by her stage name Dorismar, is a model/actress from Argentina. She’s appeared in Maxim and on the cover of Playboy, representing The Sexy Ladies of Latin TV.  

Babe Tribute – Georgia Karabinis

Georgia Karabinis first popped up in the 2009 Miss Universe pageant, representing her home country of Sweden. She is more than worthy of a babe tribute, and we’re sure you will find your time spent with her… very ‘uplifting’.

Babe Tribute – Fit Girls (Part 2)

We’ve been down the path of the sexy, hot fitness girl before. However, this time we promise more tone, definition, six-packs, and sweat; mixed with a few tight little asses. Enjoy!

Fashion Jacket to Hug the Lonely

Okay, so maybe this jacket isn’t exactly high fashion. However, if you routinely dream of hugging fashion models, and you have absolutely no chance of that ever happening, this may be the fashion statement you’ve been waiting for. When most guys think of a girlfriend coat, visions of grabbing their girlfriend’s jacket, so they can […]

Babe Tribute – Emilia Vishnevskaya

Emilia Vishnevskaya is a Russian model, singer, and graduate of the University of Moscow with a degree in “the Arts”. She is not too keen on romance, having stated that she believes a working marriage is based on a woman’s ability to “tolerate her husband.” So, I guess us bachelors should be comforted in the fact that […]

Babe Tribute – Maria Mazza

Maria Mazza may not roll off the tongue, like some of the more popular babes, such as Katy Perry, Mila Kunis, and Christina Hendricks. However, if we had the opportunity to roll her on our tongue, we just might get used to repeating her name consecutively, along with a few “oh God’s,” and maybe even […]

Babe Tribute – Body Paint Models

We here at Urbasm are not opposed to clothed women, especially if it is cold outside. For all other times of the year, we suggest the world might be a much happier place if women would paint on their outfits, in much the same way as they paint on their face (makeup). We imagine this […]

Babe Tribute – Girl on Girl

Looking over the pages of father time, it has been suggested that the rate of girl on girl action (lesbian, bisexual) has been locked at somewhere around 2% for most of human history. Now, what these numbers don’t tell you, is that this lifestyle was strictly forbidden. Today, it has become much more accepting for […]

Babe Tribute – Daphne Joy

Here’s a treat for readers that goes by the name Daphne Joy. She’s Filipino/Puerto Rican, was the girlfriend of 50 cent, and a mermaid in Pirates of the Caribbean 4.