The summer block party’s are in full swing, and unless you have a time machine, you’re probably in need of updating at least a couple of the ancient artifacts leftover from your college days. Everything from making your drinks easier to open, see, and enjoy have been covered below, and if we missed something, kindly leave your suggestion in the comment section below, and we’ll try it out and let you know if it’s worthy.
Kebo One-Handed Bottle Opener-
This little gadget makes any bottle easy to open with just one hand; leaving your other hand free for ‘other’ summertime activities.
Corkcicle Chillsner Beer Chiller-
I hate a warm beer, but I love a warm body on a hot summer day, so warm beers are something us guys have to deal with. However, if you have one of these beer chillers, things can get awfully hot, and yet your beer stays chill.
Vino2Go Merlot and Verde Wine Tumbler/Sippy Cup-
If you want a pool party to get wild, all you need to do is get out a couple of adult sippy cups and watch the girls go crazy. I have no idea why, you just have to trust me on this one.
Sunscreen Lotion Flask-
Sooner or later you’re going to find yourself at a decent pool party with a dumb rule that you can’t bring booze. That’s when you’ll be glad that you smuggled in a sunscreen flask. Now the party can finally get started.
The Beer Belly 80-Ounce bladder-
If you need to smuggle more alcohol than a sunscreen flask will allow–get yourself a beer belly to do the job.
Ladies WineRack-
And don’t forget about your less endowed lady friends–they can smuggle too.
Wine Lovers Bottle/Glass-
While the women are enjoying their wine in a sippy cup, you’re going to need something a little more ‘manly’ to distinguish yourself from the crowd. And while your at it, you might as well bring a second one for your wingman.
Glow Stick Party Cups-
Everybody has their own cute way to distinguish their alcohol cup from everyone else. However, unless it is neon and aids in seeing more skin during the skinny dipping portion of the party, we give it a thumbs down. Glow stick party cups–yeah, thumbs up.
Floating Loveseat/Cooler-
Drinking and driving isn’t cool, and neither is drinking and trying to float. The only answer I’ve found is this nifty floating loveseat/cooler combo–which keeps everything that is truly dear to a man within arms reach, just how we like it.
Remote Control Cooler-
Robots, water, and drinking always go hand and hand. Don’t ask me why; they just do. And if you have kids, this will keep them entertained while refilling the hands of all the drunken immobile people… that’s a win-win.
Freeze Cooling Glass
Beer isn’t the only drink that tastes better cold. However, just about anything wet and worthy of your summertime party will fall flat with a bunch of melting ice cubes floating around your glass. Don’t be that guy–get a cooling glass.
Wine & Whiskey Bottle Lock
Every summer party has a drunken clown who thinks it’s funny to drink everyone else’s stuff. Well, not my stuff, because I only bring the best–and keep it under lock and key until I’m ready to get down to business.
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