Bizarre Sex Fantasies

Sex-Fantasy

Most people think that bizarre fantasies are a sign of being abnormal, or a sexual deviant. However, as most studies show, most of these represent the brain’s mechanism for coping with stress, or curbing an overzealous sexual appetite. So, whether you’re into balls or dolls, your weirdness has now been justified.

However, we’re talking about imaginary fantasies here. A good rule to go by is everything is fair game when it’s only in your head, but beware of the weirdness you bring live to your bed! What do we consider to be extra weird? How about Agalmatophia, sex with dolls. There is Nyotaimori (a.k.a. “body sushi”) where your sushi is served on a fresh bed of nude hotty. The bed would of course be shaved and thoroughly washed, as nobody likes hair and dirt in their food, unless there is a fetish like that, but I never found it.

Pseudonecrophilia, is the only method for a necrophiliac to get their rocks off without being carted to jail directly after the act. It simply entails their partner to lie still, and pretend they’re dead. I suppose this would be easier with some partners than others. Salirophiliacs like to soil and defame their partner during the act. However, take heart, as by definition there is never any physical harm during the process (it is mostly emotional).

Mummification is a lot like BDSM, except it involves wrapping your partner from head to toe with saran wrap, bandages, or if your really unlucky… duct tape. Autopederasty is the joy of sticking ones own penis into their rectum, which I’ve heard discussed on many subways after asking someone for the time (“Go fu** yourself”). Emetophiliacs mix the erotic pleasures of sex and vomiting, and Teratophilia is sex with someone deformed or monstrous, which describes about half of the stuff I’ve brought home drunk from a bar.

Let’s see what other (more normal) fetishes the average guy and gal are daydreaming about:

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About Doc Hollandaise

Lover, fighter, and bona fide sex expert.





About Doc Hollandaise

Lover, fighter, and bona fide sex expert.