According to Hollywood, and a bunch of non-Mayans, the end of the world is coming on December 21, 2012. While it will suck to be dead, we here at Urbasm have decided to go out in style! Here’s how…
Typhoons, freezing meteors, and exploding mega volcanoes got you down? You’ll shed some of hell’s wrath from your shoulders dawning this Barbour Border Jacket ($449). It is rain, cold, and Brimstone resistant!
This Vintage French Police Coat ($149) may look a bit worn, and that’s because it’s the real deal. These come straight from the mean (and sometimes gay) streets of Paris, and they’ve probably seen more pastry dust than Roseanne Barr. Let’s see the locusts get past this barrier of vintage leather.
Do you think that a face-eating zombie could gnaw your leg off while wearing a pair of Smithfield Hunting Pants ($128)? We seriously doubt it. These hunting trousers are made of a thick canvass, reinforced knee pads, wooden suspender buttons, and distressed leather trim.
Let’s face it, there’s going to be a lot of running and screaming during the end of the world, and while a pair of Nike Air’s could easily dodge a falling frog from the sky, it would really clash with the rest of our ensemble. The Air Harrison Laced Boot ($199) features a classic dress boot exterior, built around a leather outsole which cleverly conceal the same Nike Air technology that catapulted Michael Jordan to over 2,100 slam dunks per season!
Oh yeah… bring on the apocalypse!
About Dr. Eric J. Leech
Eric has written for over a decade. Then one day he created Urbasm.com, a site for every guy.
About Dr. Eric J. Leech